Part 24: Worldhoppin'
Chapter 22: Worldhoppin'
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As good of a lead as any.
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All we find is a note of his.
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Oh please, we've been nearly smote by the Earth crystal.
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...By which mechanic, then, does the Earth crystal smite?
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Woah. Bright.
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So we're going to the 3 other meteorites in an amazing fetch quest that offers no expierence and 16 ABP.
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So at the Walse meteorite...
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Bombs show up for no reason other than to have a fight with a dumb gimmick.
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Purobolos is one name Square could never quite settle on. In the Anthologies version, it was Byurobolos. In FFX, Buroboros. Either way, I can't find if it's actually based on anything.
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Hit all 6 of 'em at once. Sure, they react to summons with Cura, but they have shitty magic and can't heal worth crap.
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Rods broken: 14
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When they run out of HP, they cast Arise before dying. However, if they're all dying at the same time, they cast Arise before any one of them have expired.
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What dumb creatures.
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Anyway, at Karnak's meteorite...
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...I have to do all the work.
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All Titan does is sock you in the face or cast Earth Shaker for ~500 damage.
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Burtz has a shiruken to fling in to Titan's eyeballs. 1530 damage worth of gouged eyeballs.
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Rods broken: 15
That's 11,250 gil worth of rod, just for you guys.
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He casts Earth Shaker upon dying anyway.
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Titan costs 25 MP, is earth elemental, and will soon rock the fuck out of everything that doesn't fly.
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Gohn's meteorite...
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Cid and Mid are retards who get stuck in simple traps.
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I hate the Manticore because he just uses Blaze and Thunder and Frost and he really likes men.
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Also his Ice absorption makes no sense.
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Rods broken: 18
That's 5 this chapter. Dammit.
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And I don't even get to ride in a meteorite. Fuck you, Mid. You made it this lame somehow.
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Note that the warp point is surrounded by seas and mountains and I have to leave the Airship there. This can't possibly come back to haunt us.
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Lenna says bye to the Chancellor. Note, she isn't telling him she's leaving forever and that the king is dead.
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Tycoon's only other heir is shuffling off of this planet either.
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Burtz's whole town sucks except for the guy with half-price Ethers.
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Pixelization!
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Sparkles!
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Goodbye, world!
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Hey, isn't that spot a little... isolated? And aren't they falling a little fast?
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ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
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Burtz and his companions hit the ground at terminal velocity, instantly ending their lives.
NEXT TIME:
What next time, they're dead!
Well not really.